I don't know what else to do! When I talk about it, I sound serious! But when I see what I'm doing to accomplish my goal, it's totally the opposite. You might be confused about what I'm talking. This is what I'm talking about.... LOSING FREAK'N WEIGHT! I mean.. To others I seem fine, my mom says I look better, but me? I look at myself in the mirror and I see a pig. I see the girl that struggled with her body for most of her life. And thats why I got a gym membership and since I suck at keeping diets I decided to put goals that I thought where easy to keep.
For the month of July I had three simple rules.
1. NO STARBUCKS
2. NO BREAD
3. NO SWEETS
Let me explain how these three "simple" rules have nothing simple about them!
Number ONE! NO STARBUCKS:
My visits to Starbucks ended up going a little something like this. I would walk in and hear Valerie "HEEEY Girl!!!" while Matthew waves vigorously. By the time I get to the counter and start to order, I get interrupted by Julio because he already knows what I am going to order. Or who ever is working at the time jumps ahead and makes my drink before I even get to the counter. I'm a Starbucks lover, and my NO STARBUCKS rule has been broken....
Number TWO! NO BREAD: America... America... America......... you suck...
All of my Elementary, Junior High School, and High School years has had bread or breaded anything on the menu. Yes I could have made a better choice in my diet, but seriously.. What kid wants to eat vegetables over a Sloppy Joe? I remember the Sloppy Joes from my Elementary menu. Oh my goodness they where so amazing! Then you have the Pizza, Fried Chicken Chrispers, Pop Corn Chicken, Fried Spicy Chicken Sand-which.... DOUBLE THE BREAD! It doesn't matter what I do, I feel like everything comes breaded or with bread. And well.. I get TIRED of grilled chicken salads. Bread seems to love me more than I do it, and therefore my NO BREAD rule has been broken....
Number THREE! NO SWEETS:
Oh goodness...................................
Really? I am woman... Is there more to say? I am woman, and my NO SWEETS rule has been broken over and over and over and over.
I am seriously nutty in the noggin.
Maybe it's just gas? Sometimes I exercise and I feel fat but then I stretch and I fart and then when all the gas is gone, then I FEEL thin, even though I'm not. The moral of my lesson? DO NOT EAT BEANS!
ReplyDeleteAlso, farting will make you feel better. :)